issue two of harry's jokes blonde jokes

issue two of harry's jokes blonde jokes
the following jokes may affend some readers

how do you keep a blond in suspence........yell you tomorow ...
how do you keep a blonde busy all day.......put her in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner ....
so a blonde dies and finds the stearway to heaven so god says "i will tell you a joke on every step" so on the 99th step half way though the joke she starts to laugh god says why are you laughing.........i just got the first joke
a blonde a brunet and a red head escape from jail they find a small room with three
potato bags so they hid in the bags the cop gose in and kicks the first bag with the brunet in it and she says meeaw so he thinks its a cat then he kicks the second bag with the red head in it and she says roof roof then he kicks the third bag with the blonde in it and she says potatos

thank you for reading and joke 1,2&4 are provided by jackdude4000 the 3rd one was provided by me harry_keeper

Thats practically all mine.....
except that god one....

i wil share some of mine Strongholes Joke'sthere was a blonde,red and a burnet went in a swimming race the red head came last and the burnet came 2 but the blonde said you were cheating you wert using your breast(this is not the real jk i cant rememmber it

stronghole wrote:

i wil share some of mine Strongholes Joke'sthere was a blonde,red and a burnet went in a swimming race the red head came last and the burnet came 2 but the blonde said you were cheating you wert using your breast(this is not the real jk i cant rememmber it

WORSE THAN HARRY'S!

Wow, I've heard worse, though.

ive got some blond jokes...

1. two blondes walked into a bar...

u'd think 1 of them mighta seen it.


2. Theres a blond on a bus listening to the music who really needs to fart, so
she thinks to herself "ill fart wen the music gets really loud" so she does.
wen she gets off the bus everyones lookin at her. why???

coz shes listening to an I-pod.

some more random jokes... :]

theres 2 cows right.
and one of them says moo and the other one says
"oooh S*#T i was gonna say that.

thnx 4 the wundaful audience 2night thnx!!
hold the applause, hold the applause!

lol thnx CYA

wat do u wanna be wen u grow up a sword fighter or a cave explorer

i know wat i dont wanna be lol.

CYAZZZ lata

oi dude try using CORRECT SPELLING because you can get reported and banned so try using this advice from your MODERATOR ha ha

look whos talking!

Lols, I got a joke!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all go into a doctors office. The red head goes first and the doctor tells her she's having a baby boy. She cries because she's so happy.

Then the brunette walks in and he tells her that she's pregnant too. Just like the red head, she cried because she was happy.

Last, the blonde walks in and again the doctor tells her she's pregnant. But instead of crying the blonde looks at the doctor very surprised and says "Are you sure it's mine?!"

jackdude4000 wrote:

look whos talking!

good point

Dimech wrote:

jackdude4000 wrote:

look whos talking!

good point

LOLZ

macsternater wrote:

wat do u wanna be wen u grow up a sword fighter or a cave explorer

i know wat i dont wanna be lol.

CYAZZZ lata

WAT DAFUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH HARRYS HOMOSEXUAL JOKES?

Nothing. It's more spamming from the annoying spammer that I would like to formally complain about right now...

DarkAngel654 wrote:

Nothing. It's more spamming from the annoying spammer that I would like to formally complain about right now...

ITS POSSIBLE!

Report a post to an admin and you have more chances of banning that user or warning them!

CLICK THE LITTLE '!' MARK NEXT TO THEIR NAME!

Please dont spam using that service!

But of course we trust you

Meh, it could just be because I am grumpy and tired. Let me sleep on it.

DarkAngel654 wrote:

Meh, it could just be because I am grumpy and tired. Let me sleep on it.

Okay.....

oi harry and all of them i got a joke ..... joke is what did the dorr say o the other door? pull up your pants i can see your knob hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats a danging classic lol
=p

Gotta love a dirty joke.

Ok... thats not a danging classic....
thats the worst gay joke ever... i hate how you cant spell door....

Wow....
LOL..... NAH IM JOKING... JayCoGames IS A NICE PLACE IM THE ONLY STAFF THAT DOES THAT...

Quote :

DarkAngel654 is the worst moderator ever

I DID NOT WRITE THAT!
IF I DID, ITS BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS OVERPOSTS ME!!
LOL jks... your a good person

Jaylan wrote:

Ok... thats not a danging classic....
thats the worst gay joke ever... i hate how you cant spell door....

Wow....
LOL..... NAH IM JOKING... JayCoGames IS A NICE PLACE IM THE ONLY STAFF THAT DOES THAT...

Quote :

DarkAngel654 is the worst moderator ever

I DID NOT WRITE THAT!
IF I DID, ITS BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS OVERPOSTS ME!!
LOL jks... your a good person

-sadness-........................

LOLZ, no it's OK. I knows ya love me!

Thanks

Like I said, what would ya do without me anyways!?!?!

Woo woo!

yeah yeah my crapy jokes rock whoo

That's a paradox.

what? im not that smart ENGLISH?

Contradicting terms: Crappy vs Rocks

ha lol i think crappy just won

Probably.....

Im lost....

Just smile and nod...

or you can be sad and shake you head lol

ok i'm just new so i don't know if this one has been said so.....

what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back...

hay i now that one

Lol... you told me that one....

That one made me smile, nice!

thanks

I've got a few more,

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"




A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

G man944 wrote:

I've got a few more,

Please donot post a full page in a topic!
This is an official warning... This is your FIRST warning!

Sorry...

Yeah. People really don't like to read full page posts anyways. So chances are, half the active people on here (or more) didn't even read that. LOLZ.

yes and all the jokes you know gman i know

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